*Smoke a smoke, not a butt, fuck a virgin, not a slut! <--- I'm a virgin *wink, wink*

Josh e-mailed these to me... I like them.. so I'm posting them:

*I like your style
I like your class
But most of all I like your ASS!!!!

*I’m a cookie gurl in a kool town,
It takes a real mother fucker to put me down

*Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Gurls get all the pain,
The guy says i love you
You believe its true,
But when your tummy starts to swell.
He says "hell with you"
10 minutes of pleasure
9months in pain
3days in the hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard,
The mother is a whore
This never would have happened
If the rubber wouldn’t have torn!!!!!

*Kissing is fun
Sex is a shame
Guys have the fun
Gurls get the blame
1 nite of loving
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
Without knowing Ur babies name
Guys say Ur fine
But when u say ur pregnant
They say:
shit it ain’t mine!

*Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks

*Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a Slut!


*Sex is bad,
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

*Holy mother full of grace
Bless my boyfriends gorgeous face,
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the gurls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick that one I sucked
Bless the bed in which we fucked
And if my mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I’d be in!

*Sex is when a guys communication
Enters a Gurls information
To increase the population
For a younger generation
Do you get the information….
Or do you need a demonstration

*Men are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of shit!!!!

*If guys had there periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!

*Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause…
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN

*Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you,
Ooooooooo BABY! I get horny,
Eat me
Beat me
Bite me
Blow me
Suck me
Fuck me
Very slowly,
If you kiss me don’t be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it NASTY!!!!!!!!

*Roses are red, violets are blue…
I’m in love but not with you
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was..
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick,,
I said I loved you
And u thought it was true,
But guess what baby?! You got played TOO!!!

*Guys are like parking stops,
The good ones are always taken,
And the ones that are available,
Are either handicapped or too far away!