Do I Love Justin checklist:

Found this on a website..... do I really love Justin....hmmm...
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1) When your Maybe True Love (henceforth MTL) calls/writes/shows up, do you ever, ever, EVER inwardly groan and dread the intrusion? I know, this seems obvious (in fact, this whole list should be obvious, but that’s the tragedy, no?)…but I know many, many sweet fools who’ve stayed in relationships exactly like this. Maybe you’re one of them. No matter, because Ms. Lovejoy’s here to shed light on your unfortunate position: GET OUT. NOW.
(Not really anymore but I used to)

2) Do you have the same sense of humor? Do you each laugh at the other’s jokes? This probably isn’t all that important for the humorless drones that populate the Springer-Set, but it is crucial for smart people.
(Sometimes we find the same things funny but he thinks making fun of me is funny and I don't)

3) Speaking of which, do you ever get the uncomfortable, embarrassing sense that your MTL isn’t maybe, um, as smart as you?
( no I think he's way smarter than I am)

4)This is another one that belongs in the FUCKIN’ DUUUUH category, but it clearly isn’t as obvious to people as it should be: Do you want to fuck other people?
Really. Do you? Because, although I know how Sex/Love “Experts” like to praise the “value” of fantasies—and I’m loath to argue on the point, even though I disagree—there’s a far cry between what they mean by fantasy and actually wanting to FUCK someone other than the MTL in question. Come on, people. Or, in the words of that grotesque Mad TV character: COME OOOOON!!! It’s got to be hard enough after 35 years of marriage to keep your eye on the proverbial ball (dirty puns aside) and remain monogamous throughout the difficulties that necessarily arise over decades. For the love of Alat, if you’re already thinking about fucking other people, you do N-O-T belong with your partner. NO. Nonononononono. Get out of the relationship immediately… and do everything you can to fuck the desired person in question. This way, everybody wins!
(hate to admit it but yes)

5) Which reminds me—when you are fucking the MTL, is the sexiest thing about it seeing his/her face above/below you? It should be. If it’s not, keep looking.
(We've never done that)

6) If you’ve already been together and monogamous for a good, long time—do you ever stop and ask yourself “Am I in love?” If you do, you’re not.
(We're not together - thanx for rubbing it in)

7) Ever look back at your sexual/relationship past with nostalgia? (yes, sometimes)

8) One thing me and the Pundit-Class agree on is that the traits that most attract people at first inevitably become the traits we most chafe at. Imagine this: You like her aggression, but will you hate her pushiness? You like his self-reliance, but will you hate his coldness? Kind/weak. Free-spirit/irresponsible buffoon. Responsible adult/tight-ass control-freak. Loveable fuckup/asshole who stole your wallet. And so on. If this reality gives you an unnerving tummyache…. it’s a no go. (yep)

9) If you want to have kids, or already do, do you think your MTL would make a wonderful, wonderful parent? If not, will s/he at least take care of the plants? If not… will you?
(um... I don't think he'd be a horrible parent... I think he would be hard on our kids and tough on disciplin since that's what he's grown up with... but... yeah I think he'd make a good dad... his brother's and sister love him)

10) At any point during the reading of this list—meant in most ways to be a lighthearted look at relationships and not a real list of advice—did you ever think, “Heh-eh… uuuh… yeah, but she’s just joking, right? And anyway, we have a good time together so, ya’know, it’s no big deal, and what matter’s most is, uh, I loooooove him/her!!!”? (yes)

Then no, my darling, darling dear.
No you don’t.

Hehehaha.. I don't love Justin!... yeah right... tell me another one... what else can you call this shit I have to put up with then if not love???? Huh? Huh? Huh?



Is Your Best Friend In Love With You Quiz (Did it thinking about Justin)

Your best friend is not in love with you, and it doesn’t look like he will ever be. Congratulations! You actually have a true friend in him, he is not trying to sleep with you. How lucky are you?!! Very lucky, unless of course you have a crush on him... (goddamnit I do!)

Long ass Quiz - Do I love him?

Your score is 33. There is more to love than superficial attraction or how cool you look as a couple. Move on, this one is bearly lust.....